Three Remarks It’s Too Soon to Make in Good Taste

Not that good taste would ever stop me...

1. As if we needed another reason to watch pirated movies at home rather than pay to see them in a theater.

2. What kind of parent brings their 6-month-old to a midnight showing of a movie like “The Dark Knight Rises?”

3. One of the actors may have died from making “The Dark Knight,” but a dozen people died just to see “The Dark Knight Rises.”